is that another chocolate cake on the counter!?

The dietary habits of a scrod primarily revolve around diagonally sliced turkey sandwiches with bacon and lettuce. Complete with long frilly toothpicks.

The best!

me:  that dude from my work has worn a hat all week!


Joseph:  maybe he got a weird head injury


me:  thats what i think


Joseph:  do u drink anything in the morning?


me:  melia thinks he had somethin removed
juice


Joseph:  like a mole?

me:  orange


Joseph:  me 2


me:  ya somethin like that


Joseph:  prob is
he should worn like a fancier hat


me:  ya
i think aliens did something to him


Joseph:  removed his brain case
so now he just has an exposed brain


 me:  yes
thats exactly what i was thinking

· 6/1/12 · Reblog